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Enough to break the ice! I may not be a photographer. Roses are red, my face is too. Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you wearing space pants? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Do you work at Dick's?
Do you have a map? Did you invent the airplane?
It must be an hour fast. Mine was just stolen. Do you know CPR?
Do you like raisins? Sver like sleeping? Did it hurt? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Are you French?
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ME-N-U Loading My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U. Are you my phone charger? Because you are my type. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
It doesn't have your in it. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? Are you a camera?
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else tunniest. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Because that butt is out of this world. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away! Are you a parking ticket?
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I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do I know you? When you fell from heaven? Have you been to the doctor's lately?
Because you got my interest. But I am now, because you're the answer to all my prayers. Are you a parking ticket?
Are you a tower? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Here, let me hold it for you. There is something wrong with my phone.
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Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother. You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list. Are you tired? The best cheesy pick-up lines Go ahead, feel my shirt. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.
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